How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries