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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.