They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
One.
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
H2 Oh!
They only ever have carrion baggage.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Two, but how do they get in there
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
It keeps coming and coming and coming...
He was charged with battery.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
