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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.