They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
"Have another beer."
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Sleep on the sofa.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
That's not funny.
A brunch.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they are never included in anything.
Durashells
You fit into his clothes.
He was Cross-Fit.