Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.