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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC