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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.