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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.