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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!