Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
No raisin
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
He had his raisins...
Her husband on a date.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
It took a date....
Currant Affairs
One I say one.
Because he couldn't find a date!
A raisin
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
He couldn't get a date!
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
A Brazillion...
A bit cross.
Last Supper
He threw out the W's
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Your teeth!
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
A morris dancer!
Because they're not afraid of committing.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
