Raisin Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

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Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

He had noBODY to go with.

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What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant