Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

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Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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For the watch

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Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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None, he just has some WATAH!

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....