Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!