Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!