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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.