Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs