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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!