Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!