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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin