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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin