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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.