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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol