What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.