What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin