Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.