Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.