What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit