What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!