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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?