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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke