What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!