What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.