What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.