What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.