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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease