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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.