Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.