Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.