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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....