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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry?

A chemystery.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!