What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.