What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.