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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!