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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra