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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!