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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.