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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.