What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose