What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.