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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!