What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.