What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

GtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose