Belong Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.