Belong Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Acid. Acid who?

Accidentally on purpose!

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.