Belong Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA