Belong Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

GtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends