What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.