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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

France Jokes More France Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart