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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.