What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.