What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.