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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.