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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.