What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.