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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.