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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.