What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.