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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.