What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.