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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.