Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is the healthiest college?

Rice

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.