Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.