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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.