Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.