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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.