Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott MIT-uns

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!