Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier