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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.