What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.