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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!