What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.