The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
They all left.
It has a special place in their hearts
The hippocampus.
An insti-GATOR!
Because they have rubbers on their end.
An erection
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Boo-gers
Nine months.
Flush the toilet.
Cotton balls
Because we told them to.
They might trip on the string.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.