The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Because they always miss.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
9 months.
Nine months.
Because there was no cotton in Canada.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Used Tampons
