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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!