What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.