What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.