What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.