What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.