What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Elk Jokes More Elk Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.