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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Elk Jokes More Elk Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.