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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Elk Jokes More Elk Jokes

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.