Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.