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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!