His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
She was feeling Sleepy.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
Not Mariah Carey
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
In his Master P room.
A natural log.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
EL-ton John
