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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.