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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!