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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon Go.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.