What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog