What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.