What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.