What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.