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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you call a person with Native American ancestry and alopecia?

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Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.