What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Close Relative Jokes More Close Relative Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.