What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin