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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Close Relative Jokes More Close Relative Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin