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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."