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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."