What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers