What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why do I need the life vest?

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What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).