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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.