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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.