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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.