What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard