What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.