What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard