To get to the other side.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
ME crying:
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Mashed potatoes...
Avocado.
Star-Spangled Banner.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Puss in boots!
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
They're always picking on him.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Shark infested custard
Because he is an ex-Terminator.