Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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A Youtuber

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It's Gonna be Pee

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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By looking over your shoulder.

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An anti-joke.

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A hedgehog.

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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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The can

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He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Those are the wrong Sais.

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They make bbs

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

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To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail