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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.