Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.