Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes