Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.