Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.