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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.