Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.