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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.