Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.