Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.