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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.