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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!