What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.