What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.