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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.