Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it