Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.