Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.