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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.