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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.