Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.