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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration. (ICE)

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.