What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice