What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.