What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!