Dam it.
The T.H. sea
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
It wears an aqua-fur.
Stop paying the bill.
Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.
From a well, actually
Harambait.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.
An egg in a duck.
A midwife crisis.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Because he was hooked on worms.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
From a well, actually.
Jesus in a submarine.
Because they are planted in the spring!
A wet melon.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape
Vodka
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
To liquidate their bills.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Take the parent out of the water
Because the sky is
In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
Ice melt it.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
It was a polar bear.
Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat
River Derci. Sorry.
Because they're not real.
They heard there was water at the end
Bob.
Water me lawn
Spring water
Dolphout
Big Voss.
Still, water.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
It mistbehaved
They having a float-on. it very good
Water. It helps them get high.
Try to get a long well.
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
Because the pedals fell off.
Water.
De-stalinization plants
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
It was unmiscible.
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Spring water.
Because it came from the Suez.
She became an anchor...
You did that on porpoise
D'EAU!
Nothing. It just waved.
The Apostrosea.
A polar bear.
I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.
She blows him out of the water
Wade
The water makes them rusty!
Fondue
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
So she wouldn't feel stupid.
A crying saucer.
They were part of a stewicide pact.
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Water you doing
Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.
He couldn't trust his hose.
Because the water is a distraction.
Watered Down
Bob
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Bring it to a bool.
H2 Oh!
Put him in water!
Because he mist it.
One of them has to water their vegetables
A ball-point gorilla!
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
It floats.
Bottled Waddle.
Watt-er
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
A bit of a shock really!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Let us spray.
Turn on the water.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Hot cross bunnies!
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
A subwoofer.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Dunn Walking!!!
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Dam(n).
Because of the conductor.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
They both let me stick it in only one place.
