Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!