Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...