Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!