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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose