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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.