April Sale - 20% Off

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!