What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.