What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas