What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

Fondue

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker