What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.