What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.