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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow