Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.