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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.