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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.