Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.