Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.