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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.