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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!