What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.