A duck.... with hiccups.
I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.
Pregame.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Denim denim denim.
A counter spy.
She was the beast of the show!
The neighbor of the beast.
A mountain with the hiccups.