What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.