What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!