What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.