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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!