Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.