Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.