Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.