Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!