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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.