Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!